1. Notes: 96877 / 10 months ago  from nutellaglutton (originally from skysoaring)

    eteo:

    skysoaring:

    have a photoset of snakes laughing at your misfortune

    this is fine

  2. Notes: 161660 / 10 months ago  from kultarakas (originally from king-gavin)

    chihiroswaifu:

    dude-thats-my-ghost:

    twilitlord:

    dude-thats-my-ghost:

    twilitlord:

    dude-thats-my-ghost:

    dude-thats-my-ghost:

    THERE WAS A PLASTIC BAG FLOATING IN THE AIR AS WE DROVE BY AND I WHISPERED TO MY MOM “do u ever feel like a plastic bag” AND WE ALMOST CRASHED THOSE WOULDVE BEEN MY LAST WORDS

    I COULDVE DIED STOP

    You might say that with all the notes, this one was

    The one that got away

    SHUT THE FUCK UP

    This wasn’t your

    Teenage Dream

    was it

    GODDAMMIT

    i saw this post

    last friday night

    (Source: king-gavin)

  3. Notes: 38319 / 10 months ago  from a-poisoned-mind (originally from pleatedjeans)

    (Source: pleatedjeans)

     
  4. Notes: 527663 / 10 months ago  from anewh0p3 (originally from thelandofdavid)
    geek-bait:

carry-it-with-you:

b0ngs-n-th0ngs:


When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog.

Reblogging for the hundredth time

but what if he’s consoling Kermit because he remembers how he felt when Walt died and he doesn’t want anyone to go through that alone

    geek-bait:

    carry-it-with-you:

    b0ngs-n-th0ngs:

    When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog.

    Reblogging for the hundredth time

    but what if he’s consoling Kermit because he remembers how he felt when Walt died and he doesn’t want anyone to go through that alone

    (Source: thelandofdavid)

     
  5. Notes: 404 / 10 months ago  from fullmetalhokage (originally from sorichuu)

    dammitinuyasha:

    "It looks like all we can do is have you be with him."

    (Source: sorichuu)

  6. Notes: 625111 / 10 months ago  from a-poisoned-mind (originally from brewkie)

    laure-ssence:

    thelegendsaretrue:

    Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad. 

    LOVE THIS SHOW

    (Source: brewkie)

  7. Notes: 227064 / 10 months ago  from dirtylittledamsel (originally from jawnsolo-deactivated20130425)

    sodamnrelatable:

    leaving your room when people are over

    image

  8. Notes: 101519 / 10 months ago  from sahbreenah (originally from lizthefangirl)
    italy-the-pasta-lover:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:


THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

Jafar you pedo

    italy-the-pasta-lover:

    lizthefangirl:

    yourscientistfriend:

    THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

    And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

    thats a little bit shady

    Jafar you pedo

     
  9. Notes: 125829 / 10 months ago  from babypandaburr (originally from futsingaround)
    futsingaround:

HaVve YOU SEen my SoN?!?!

    futsingaround:

    HaVve YOU SEen my SoN?!?!

     
  10. Notes: 241800 / 10 months ago  from tolivewouldbeadventurous (originally from cosmic-nine-year-old)

    cosmic-nine-year-old:

    once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”

    and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”

    AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

  11. Notes: 30894 / 10 months ago  from tolivewouldbeadventurous (originally from gifak-net)

    (Source: gifak-net)

     
  12. Notes: 83065 / 10 months ago  from nutellaglutton (originally from zuulie-deactivated20120728)

    glitch-mob:

    The amount of work put into a joke like this, is so incredibly admirable to me.

  13. Notes: 77086 / 10 months ago  from christinanina16 (originally from toocooltobehipster)
     
  14. Notes: 14221 / 10 months ago  from atomiclesbian (originally from saturdazes)
    bronocchio:

so my dad got this rubber fetus thing a while back and i decided it would be funny if i punted it really hard and now it is stuck to the ceiling. i am crying.

    bronocchio:

    so my dad got this rubber fetus thing a while back and i decided it would be funny if i punted it really hard and now it is stuck to the ceiling. i am crying.

    (Source: saturdazes)

     
  15. Notes: 281287 / 10 months ago  from kings---cross (originally from toocooltobehipster)

    houseofholmesgallifreylannister:

    asunsetdream:

    hetalia4ever:

    image

    well that was unexpected

    how rude.

    Well

    well then

    (Source: toocooltobehipster)

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