Notes: 113347 / 4 days ago
from stickingmydickinthings (originally from allherfavoritefruit)
BUT THEIR EYES
“WHY ARE WE HERE”
“WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS”
“SO MUCH LIGHT - WHY”
“OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”
how the fuck do you even get owls thats what i want to know
“WE HEARD YOU HAD TOOTSIE ROLL POPS.”
Notes: 28723 / 4 days ago
from glenalliemarie (originally from greatleapingocelots)
Notes: 558 / 4 days ago
from heretonowhere (originally from dreamfantasies)
Notes: 110662 / 4 days ago
from so-fucking-special (originally from hangthecode)
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
I’ve wondered about this scene for absolutely ages. I could never find anything that explained the connection between Beckett and Jack, but now I get it. Wow! Captain Jack Sparrow just got a whole lot better.
Captain Jack Sparrow is probably one of the best fictional men around and all anyone remembers about him is that he’s insane and that he’s a bit of a womanizer.
Nope. I would track him across the globe to marry him.
Notes: 1628 / 4 days ago
from so-fucking-special (originally from pueblocicada)
Notes: 83953 / 5 days ago
from emptinesswillhauntyou (originally from humortrain)
Notes: 175558 / 5 days ago
from insecticyde (originally from aquinovivo-deactivated20121105)
We ran out of plates.
This is possibly the greatest photo on Tumblr.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with what the bible says, but to utilize that book ‘as a plate’ knowing what it means to people, is just plain disrespectful to religion.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr. I am not saying that you have to agree with the fact that pizza is the most delicious thing ever, but to let it touch that book, knowing how people misinterpret it as a reason to hate gays, is just plain disrespectful to pizza.
This is possibly the most disrespectful photo on Tumblr.
My uncle got killed by a falling microwave.
Notes: 96782 / 6 days ago
from theshellofme (originally from lunaticphan)
I hate my friends
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Notes: 68336 / 6 days ago
from kelseyboo14 (originally from 4gifs)
Notes: 183841 / 6 days ago
from bu-t--t (originally from dmcmph)
The feeling before you sneeze.
Notes: 19004 / 6 days ago
from ashleylaurenz (originally from westbor0baptistchurch)
Notes: 403555 / 6 days ago
from sailormoron (originally from l0stkeys)
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
Notes: 3 / 1 week ago
Lol at tumblr now-a-days. So many people upset at me pointing out that angelina had great boobs. It was an appreciation of beauty, not a sign of sexism. She didn’t have cancer. She removed them to prevent medical problems down the road. I’m not bashing her decision, its her body.
Notes: 98620 / 1 week ago
from diannasnarwhal (originally from latexnun)
So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists about being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.
oh my fucking god these men can die in a fire
Here we go. While i found the Porsche comment to be hilarious, and while you’re probably right about these men being pigs, look at it from their perspective. Angelina can do whatever she likes with whatever reasoning she likes. These guys are correct in saying that she had phenomenal breasts, and a lot of guys are going to be sad that what they idolized as a beautiful woman has been brought down a few notches by removing a set of wonderful breasts. Not many people dislike great boobs, and it’ll be sad to have one less set in the world. No they are not justified in saying sexist and ignorant things, but RIP great boobs.
Notes: 181589 / 1 week ago
from insecticyde (originally from matafari)